Lies are the easiest but the worst kind of betrayal. But, for the peaceful co-existence lies are essential, after all you can not really tell the truth you’re your girlfriend’s dress or your boyfriend’s cooking skills or your best friend’s fashion sense or your parent’s awkward conversation with your friends, you have to lie to save the day and to keep everyone happy. Lies are a way of life; it is a necessary evil to whom we all have sold our souls to.
But, have you ever wondered, what are the common lies that men tell to women and vice-versa? Yes? Then, Quora has good information. No? Then this will turn out to be very interesting for you.
Disclaimer For Gentlemen: There will be shocking revelations which may cause some marital discord and increased number of question from the lady in your life. All the best!
Possible Truth: From time to time I will have crushes on other women. It is natural, but does not mean that I will cheat on anyone (possibly).
Possible Truth: I do love you, but sometimes I say it without feeling it because I am annoyed or simply it is be painful for you if I don’t say it.
Possible Truth: You look beautiful to me always. Besides, I can’t really make out what did you do differently today.
Possible Truth: Sometimes you do not hear from me when I am in office is because I am in the mental framework of work and not because I am always busy.
Possible Truth: I was doing fine even before meeting you, so what makes you think that I can’t live without you?
Possible Truth: My intentions were fine at first, but this is fun and I really do not want to leave early. But, at the same time I don’t want to let you down. End story, I stayed too long, got piss drunk, and I feel terrible for letting you down.
Possible Truth: I have no clue what you are saying, and pretending to hear you is difficult when I can only think about “doing you”.
Possible Truth: Never mind!
Possible Truth: I need a drink.
Possible Truth: I am a man and I do not like to talk about my problems. Also, I don’t want you to worry about me, period.
Possible Truth: I do care, sometimes more than you will ever know or realise. I am taught to be a man and that is why I say I don’t care, but I do.
Possible Truth: We do cry. We also have a heart that feels pain sometimes at the middle of the night, sometimes at the parking lot. We do cry and you will never know about it.
Possible Truth: How come your parents are not living in North Korea?
Disclaimer for ladies: It’s okay ladies. White lies do not hurt.
Possible Truth: I am interested in that cute friend of yours, but please I can do this on my own.
Possible Truth: That’s not even a question to ask, can’t you read my expressions?
Possible Truth: My brain is already snoring but I wanna talk to you.
Possible Truth: Right now, I can lift you up with one finger and throw you as far as Mars.
Possible Truth: But, I like tall guys.
Possible Truth: Say yes, and I will think they are more fun than me. Say no, and I will always remind you that you could have gone out me.
Possible Truth: Before that read this T&C about my food habits.
Possible Truth: You haven’t complimented me for a long time, say something good.
Possible Truth: You will pay for this mister, you will.
Possible Truth: I am shit drunk and I need you here.
Possible Truth: I expect the world from you.
Possible Truth: I will stalk her, and pay to get her killed.
Possible Truth: But, a Gucci or Prada do not hurt.