Tired or bored of using the same old words to insult someone you absolutely can not stand? Or, are the same old cruellest of insults have lost the charm to gratify your urge to humiliate your mortal enemy? If you are desperately looking for some new, innovative, and fine blend of royal insults then Hollywood movies are for your rescue here.
The dialogue writers of Hollywood movies have given us some of the most creative way of expressing anger, displeasure, disappointment, or sheer annoyance towards others. They say The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, if only you can come up with something as genius as this:
#1. I don’t give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit sack.
Gangs Of New York (2002)
#2. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell.
The Witches Of Eastwick (1987)
#3. You’re a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.
Nine to Five (1980)
#4. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
The War Of The Roses (1989)
#5. You look like an old mop.
#6. Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of SHIT!
The Big Lebowski (1998)
#7. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Billy Madison (1995)
#8. You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Toy Story (1995)
#9. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
#10. I wouldn’t live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree.
#11. You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
#12. Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
#13. “Where shall I go? What shall I do?”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Gone With The Wind (1939)
#14. I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
Dark Shadows (2012)
#15. My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be a hundred and two, and when she’d been dead three days, she looked better than you do now!
The Man Who Came To Dinner (1942)
And, to those who do not understand, here is what I have to say: